We are happy to notify all our fans out there that your favourite t-chnican t-chen has survived the vivid attacks of the cactus rapist. Although suffering still from some minor mutations he returned from his trip and will soon be ready to own you again!

so all give him a nice and warm: Welcome Back !

Breaking news!

We've just been informed by an anonymous echo-echo, that our beloved t-chen was raped to death by a cactus while on vacation in Australia. According to the description given by the witnesses the police made the sketch you can see below of the approaching cactus just before the fatal act occured. "We all knew about his weird sexual phantasies, but we would have never expected him to act this reckless in fullfilling his desires. I wish he would have stuck to wips and dog masks!" stated of one of your vaQ' members.

Since we all know about the fame of t-chen in this community, you will be happy to hear that vaQ' is trying all to ressurect him from the dead - or ... at least clone him. Stay tuned for further developements.

Also check out our new section vaQ' 4 Venice!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen,

today we are proud to announce three new high-quality players joining our rows. And that's not even the good part of the news - by recruiting them we also destroyed one of our oldest enemies.
In January 2012 the severe homosexuality every }JG{ member suffered from didn't leave their families any other choice but to send them to a gay clinic in the USA.
While TheLove decided it was too much of a risc for him to travel to USA because they might identify him as one of the 9/11 terrorists, 0815 simply could not afford the flight.
Ulului was sent back home after only one day, the therapists considered his homosexuality incurable.
Fraggsta was smart enough to fool the therapists by pretending a straight relationship on facebook.  He was released eventually but never was really cured.
Chupse rapidly became addicted to the drugs that were tested on him. He fell in love with the flower wallpaper and married it. After rushing in when the flowers were watered from the curtains, he killed his family and himself.
However, the therapy was successful for the rest of them: Tyrotrela, larifari and NextOne defeated their desease and are now straight.
After flying back to germany they immediately quit their former clan, being afraid of falling back into relapse.
They figured a strict heterosexual environment would be the best place to stay for them. It is no big surprise they chose to join us. 

Having stolen }JG{s last active members we effectively destroyed them. With 0815 spending most of his time finally trying to graduate from school at the age of 22, Chupze found dead by the police, Fraggsta being busy finding his big love on Facebook and Ulului trying to convince Fraggsta HE is this big love, }JG{ is pretty much dead.

Faking and insulting them has always been a lot of fun, but we don't regret their destruction. Luckily there are still more than enough trolling-subjects out there in the community.

Larifari, tyrotrela, NextOne: Congratulations on your heterosexuality and a warm (yet straight) welcome to vaQ, the all time nr. 1 sauerbraten clan! 

As you know we are Hero's best (and probably only) friends, thus we have subscribed to his Youtube-Channel.
This video has been uploaded just recently, and it's absolutely worth sharing it with you:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HISohimFvTo

By the way, if you are interested in his other creative projects, check out his website: http://fdb.cwsurf.de/